Queen insists on cutting cake with ceremonial sword at G7 summit
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 18:01,
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I have never held a curved sword like that and I have also never tried cutting anything with the blunt side of a sword
alas, I am no queen
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 18:36,
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don't put yourself down
we'll all be happy to call you an old queen
(, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 18:51, Reply)
swords don't have a blunt edge, surely?
are you thinking of machetes?
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Zuowan, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 17:04,
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it would have been fantastic if she'd started swinging that thing around the G7 leaders - surely she knows she can't be arrested
(, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 19:06, Reply)
A few puffs
Of aerosolized amphetamines can solve that for the sake of expediency.
(, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:55, Reply)