Euros 2020 is revenge for Eurovision
I made this!
Two of the greatest spectator events finally united.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 10:48, Reply)
I'm sure the commentators will make no reference to any of the following
Bacon
Vikings
Butter
Lur-ing them in
pastries
fairy stories or Hans Christian Andersen
Hamlet
the little mermaid
dancing in the streets of Copenhagen
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:31, Reply)
Hopefully they'll mention Lego hair, hygge and dead ferrets
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:43,
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Viggo Mortensen! Søren Kierkegaard! Caroline Wozniacki! Mads Mikkelsen! Sandi Toksvig! Sandi Toksvig! Your boys took a hell of a beating!
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:35, Reply)
That's only if they beat Norway
and find Norwegian names to mention
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:48, Reply)
I reckon Viggo must be short for Vigorous Mortensen
huh, modern parents *tsk*
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 18:07,
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it's going to open with Hamlet's soliloquy in full
And then Martin Keown will say something
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:52, Reply)