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This is a normal post Why is he wearing a tie Tucker Jenkins-style,
as if he's being forced to wear one?

And why does he clearly spend time cleaning and conditioning his hair, but not bother brushing it?

He makes too much effort to look scruffy.

FAKE TRAMP. SAD!
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post But it makes him look so non-conformist!

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The character he plays
is a mentally disturbed newsreader.

He's not intending to present the truest representation of himself. You might also be shocked to learn that the whole thing is scripted.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest, I didn't press play.
What is his mental illness?

I like this, but wouldn't want 55 minutes of it.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post He has a complex and highly plot-dependent combination of things.
He's regularly visited by alternative timeline/past/future versions of himself, talks to a centrist hand puppet who he hates, is obsessed with a wild boar teleportation conspiracy theory, sometimes talks to a straw man who is a drinking straw with googly eyes, and he talks about having 'the blood sweats', blood rages and other blood prefixed stuff.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds better than it just being American Jonathan Pie,
which I was assuming.

Still, 52 minutes...
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ..In 6 Quibi-sized segments.

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting Jack Black vibes.

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post If Jack Black had leftist opinions and was contractually obliged to read the news largely against his will
when all he wanted to do was warn the world of the very real anti-human agenda of teleporting, kleptomaniacal, murderous wild boars, but kept getting interrupted by real world events and projections of his own insanity.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's something to cheer you up
www.joemygod.com/2021/08/anti-vax-texas-republican-leader-dies-of-something/?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=pmd_2c5be3f4177ae6f8e711938631a4a2b31ac160ab-1628364147-0-gqNtZGzNAiKjcnBszQdO

Comments section goes from Schadenfreude through fat shaming to talking about cocks and balls??
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not very cheerful news though.
Equal parts victim and perpetrator. It's legit hard to tell if the American Taliban people like him and MTG truly believe the shit they say.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if they actually reflect on their stances at all.
Some of MTGs utterances are just bizarre, I guess it's difficult to sort out the publicity seeking lies from the denial/fantasy.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think most of them believe it.
A mixture of "doing my own research on the web" without critical thinking and the addictive qualities of the like button are a dangerous thing. You soon find your cult.

Which is why you should only ever post on social media about things you'd happily develop a monomania and leave your family for, such as Jet Set Willy, Kate Bush and Space Raiders.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 22:00, Reply)