the once was a woman from Stroud,
who opened her legs in a crowd.
A man in the front
said, "I can smell c...(just like that; real loud)
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 23:21,
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There once was a woman from Bude
Who went for a swim in the river
Then a man in a punt
Stuck a pole up her nose
And said "Don't swim there, it's dangerous"
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unclepills, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 23:50,
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Mary had a little bike, she rode it back-to-front,
Every time she pulled the brake, the seat went up her ____.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 1:23,
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Mary had a little lamb, it had a lot of mishaps
it sat down on a knife one day and cut off both its pissflaps
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 10:13,
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There once was a man called Piers Morgan
Oft compared to a gentleman's organ.
Such confusion arose
Because everyone knows
That he's really a cunt is Piers Morgan.
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