and Victoria Coren-Mitchell being near it is something
(that was interesting thanks)
(, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 18:49, Reply)
the once was a woman from Stroud,
who opened her legs in a crowd.
A man in the front
said, "I can smell c...(just like that; real loud)
(, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 23:21, Reply)
There once was a woman from Bude
Who went for a swim in the river
Then a man in a punt
Stuck a pole up her nose
And said "Don't swim there, it's dangerous"
(, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 23:50, Reply)
Every time she pulled the brake, the seat went up her ____.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 1:23, Reply)
it sat down on a knife one day and cut off both its pissflaps
(, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 10:13, Reply)
Oft compared to a gentleman's organ.
Such confusion arose
Because everyone knows
That he's really a cunt is Piers Morgan.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:07, Reply)