Michigan couple must pay son $30,441 for throwing out porn
In his ruling this week the judge followed a value set by an expert.
(, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 12:45, Reply)
Apparently the 'expert' who valued the collection is Dr Victoria Hartmann, director of the Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas.
I mean, if you're going to get somebody to value your collection of jazzmags and grotvids, then she's probably as qualified as you're going to get. But I can't help feeling that valuation is a bit on the optimistic side, that's got to be a lot of Porn.
Mind you, his wife did leave him, and his parents said they were doing him a favour, so perhaps it really was a fucking mountain of the stuff. He clearly had it all catalogued too. Ach well, it's good to have a hobby.
Edit: Apologies for the Daily Heil link, but the email correspondence between the son and the parents is fucking brilliant. He did have it all catalogued as well. Ace.
(, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 13:04, Reply)
Following from yesterdays game related link maybe he should have set up a grading system and then sold the stuff to other involved parties
This example, your honour, scoring an 8.5 as only two or three pages were stuck together.
(, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 16:58, Reply)
That did cross my mind!
That, or perhaps his porn collection largely consisted of unopened copies of Leisure Suit Larry and Strip Poker 2 for the Amiga. But let's be honest, who could resist opening a copy of Strip Poker 2 for the best part of 30 years?!
(, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 17:08, Reply)
After reading the Mail article, I think Playboy might have been a bit mainstream for this chap.
(, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 21:50, Reply)
The family must have modified their surname before he was born
and now pretend they don't come from a long line of furious masturbators
It always happens on Who Do You Think You Are
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 17:59,
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The Daily Heil article does misspell their surname as 'Twerker' at one point.
Kudos if it was intentional, but I suspect it's a little too high-concept for that particular publication.
(, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 18:14, Reply)
