London cyclists
I am back on the bike after a long sabbatical.
Things i notice are:
Most cyclists are Cunts and do not stop at lights.
Jump the lights not noticing that there are actually filters for cyclists.
Try to weave inside lorries and buses despite a very heavy media campaign and even ignoring the annoying warning noise that the vehicle is turning.
Those on the hire bikes are beyond comment but i did see three the other day which made me think of a grander social commentary article.
TL;DR
Cyclists are mostly sound but sadly its the Cunts that bring the group down.
Much like van drivers eh
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 18 Oct 2021, 23:58,
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"Most cyclists are Cunts and do not stop at lights"
Really? I see far more motorists jumping red lights, and the road traffic stats confirm that anectodal evidence; the overwhelming majority of light jumping incidents are caused by motorists.
It's a shame those motorists that kill 4 or 5 people in the UK every day are dragging the rest of us good drivers down, isn't it?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 0:52, Reply)
The first time a bus turns left immediately after overtaking you
Be sure to come back here and tell us all about it
(, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 9:44, Reply)
A bus turns left immediately after overtaking me?
What's the connection with motorists driving through red lights?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 10:15, Reply)
Eh?
You were the one seeing a post about cyclists running red lights and had to respond "bUt WhAt ABoUt ThE cARs". Why's he not allowed to make a similar point about buses?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 20:16,
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What is the point that is being made though? Apparently, a bus hypothetically passes me (am I riding a bicycle, or driving a car?) and immediately turns left, and....what?
It's a bit of a conundrum, isn't it?
(, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 0:10, Reply)
