"Can I stick my balls up you?"
"You what?"
"My balls. Can I stick my balls up you?"
"Ewww. No. How is that even possible anyway?"
"Well I shave them, stuff them into this device, then put some other bits on to make it fit properly, then put that up you."
"Fuck. Right. off."
"No, see it'll be great..."
"What, screwing me with a strap-on when you have a functioning cock already? What did you think would be the answer to that?"
"Err, yes?"
"You fucking weirdo. You're not getting anywhere near me for A MONTH!"
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