Do you have erectile dysfunction..?
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Do you have unusually saggy balls..?
Well have we got the perfect product for you
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 15:55,
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Barge in with your balls.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 19:06,
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make a vast difference with your vas deferens
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 6:05,
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Bizarre.
Surely, that is another answer to a question that no one was asking.
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Varmint, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 17:38,
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It failed on Dragons' Den
The dragons loved the slick pitch and lively demo but when asked about net profits the entrepreneurs couldn't even provide a ballpark figure
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 18:51,
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"Can I stick my balls up you?"
"You what?"
"My balls. Can I stick my balls up you?"
"Ewww. No. How is that even possible anyway?"
"Well I shave them, stuff them into this device, then put some other bits on to make it fit properly, then put that up you."
"Fuck. Right. off."
"No, see it'll be great..."
"What, screwing me with a strap-on when you have a functioning cock already? What did you think would be the answer to that?"
"Err, yes?"
"You fucking weirdo. You're not getting anywhere near me for A MONTH!"
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 12:34,
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