Good on the Guardian in finding the key story of the moment
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 6:40,
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Fuck me.
If it reads anything like that dreary fucking article does, I think I'll give it a miss.
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She let a bird hatch on her, a bit like St Kevin.
Now she just has to go the whole hog and murder someone so she can live with the ghost.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 8:14,
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What is the key story of the moment?
The news about the man who let a colony of naked mole rats reside in his rectum for 23 years?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 8:23,
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No, it's this of course.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/incredible-moment-escaped-ostrich-knocks-26541387
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 10:23,
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It's a rhea not an ostrich
Get your ratite right, mainstream media
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 10:31,
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It's a good idea to have "priapic pedaller" as a google alert
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 12:19,
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Whilst that's only 5 miles from where I live,
I was at work all that day...honest!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 16:37,
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The comments are well worth reading.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 16:53,
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Doesn't really have the appeal of the nest of spiders in the beehive hairdo
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I don't believe a single word of her story.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 14:40,
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A truly scathing assessment.
You know the writing must be terrible when even the guy who bought the Ghost of Kyiv story doesn't buy this.
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What was the last book you read?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 26 Mar 2022, 21:18,
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The Gulag Archipelago.
Go on, birb. Let me have it.
Edit: Actually, that's not entirely true. The last two books were The Way of Kings and Words of Radiance. The Gulag Archipelago was my most recent non-fiction read. I figured non-fiction might make the job of deconstructing my intellectual capacity a little more straightforward for you.
Anyway. Please, continue.
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Sound
The worst thing about that book is that, even after you've read it, you still have to listen to braying cunts whine about Marxism. I'd send the lot of them to camps in an unforgiving climate and work them to death.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 27 Mar 2022, 7:26,
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Good old Zilennial Neo-Marxism.
"Working as a Shift Supervisor in the local Tesco Extra entitles me to a six-figure wage so that I can buy loads of materialistic mass-produced wank and live out my fantasy of being an Influencer on social media. Because my role in the workplace is clearly as vital to the continued socio-economic development of the country as that of a Doctor or Structural Engineer. Plus, I work dead hard and that, innit."
Bless.
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