Tokyo estate agency goes off the rails
I think they realised that nobody wants to hear about the dimensions of each room to the nearest millimetre. So instead they filled their web pages with … well, stuff like this:
"Thirty minutes after your breakfast of apples, oatmeal, and a glass of water, you start your long-standing routine: a quick flossing while looking out the window facing your open kitchen, followed by a rinse with Listerine — the purple one of course. "
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revolution now 👊, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 21:44,
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Going out on a limb here, but could it be because they converted from tatami sizes to square metres?
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jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Apr 2022, 23:28,
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Nah, its Tokyo, the idea that 30 minutes after breakfast you're still in your apartment rather than stuck in a packed train on a commute is the dream being sold
and if you buy this apartment that dream may just become reality
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I do like how they specify the lens
Rather than sneakily just using a fish eye to make the place look palatial.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 8 Apr 2022, 8:54,
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