If you ever watched Dredd and wondered what Slo-Mo would be like, this is the video for you.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 21 May 2022, 7:40,
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Definitely in the top three 'Drugs You Don't Want to Take Before Your Shift Starts'.
I know a couple of folk that absolutely swear by getting stoned before work. The mind fucking boggles. I did it once by accident and it was probably the second worst shift I've ever had to endure (beaten only by the time that I came in so hungover that I was forced to build a makeshift nest in the attic out of large yellow automotive sponges and shipping cartons.
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I took acid and went to work once
I never did it again
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 May 2022, 9:06,
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same, sold stamps over the counter at the Post Office
Took 2 tabs, because I was convinced the first one didn't work. 10 minutes after the 2nd tab I realised I had made a mistake
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 21 May 2022, 12:25,
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I was working in a pub at the time
Mid beer pour was when I came up. It took fucking forever to finish that first high pint
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 May 2022, 14:35,
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Change the speed to 0.25
Spectrum loading
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 May 2022, 9:42,
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