Breaking news from 2016!
"A Cookstown hairdresser has pleaded ‘guilty but full of the Christmas spirit’ after she was caught raking around the maternity collection in the fashion-conscious womenswear chain McGinn Drapers, knocking down clothes and spilling Tesco-branded prosecco over a newly-laid carpet"
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:44,
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To be followed closely by are we arming our children enough and how much close air support does a class need?
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Teachers really need to learn to shoot first, as soon as they see a child reach into a bag or pocket
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 24 May 2022, 23:42,
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Clearly a price worth paying for some.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 May 2022, 0:14,
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I wonder if there's some kind of cutoff with these Second Amendment nuts - 50 dead kids a day is an acceptable price, but 5000 wouldn't be.
Like the old joke about a woman agreeing to sleep with a guy for a million pounds, but turning him down for a fiver.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 25 May 2022, 0:42,
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And what do they do when it's their own kid gets killed?
Renounce their idiotic beliefs after realising the futility of it all, or increase their arsenal tenfold in a whirlwind of devastated rage and go full vigilante looking for proxy payback?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 25 May 2022, 0:50,
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God will tell them to buy more guns.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 May 2022, 1:17,
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