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This is a normal post if you were two inches deep in your mum, while your dad was two inches deep in you
Would you thrust forward two inches to escape your dad, or pull back two inches to exit your mum?
 (Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Oct 2022, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd probably freeze, do a record scratch sound effect then wonder how I ended up in this situation

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post come on mate, it's the question on everybody's lips

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Oct 2022, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Er why is everyone imagining themselves trapped between my parents, bit weird

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post you still haven't answered the question, teepee

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Oct 2022, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Option 3: rapid detumescence so moving forward is safer

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post there is no third option

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Oct 2022, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Only a Sith deals in fucking weird two-option fantasy pensioner sex scenarios

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Oct 2022, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Oct 2022, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post How hot are his parents?!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Oct 2022, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Very.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Oct 2022, 10:09, Reply)