My shit idea was published in the "things we'd like to see" section of B3ta email 809 - 04 Mar 2022
* HOW MANY WORLD CUPS DO I HAVE LEFT? Frankiemachine writes, "Just before the last world cup i was at a football match and the miserable old gits behind me were trying to work out how many world cups they had left before they died. If I had the skills I would make a calculator that took your current age, country etc, and then divided how many years you have left by 4. Stupidness aside, it did make me think it was quite a good way of making you realise how life is short and we should make the most of it."
At the time I couldn't much be arsed to actually do it, but then one visit to ChatGPT for the code and Midjourney for the lovely sad Grandad with bleak trophy graphic and here it is. Took me about 30 minutes.
They still can't do hands though, don't worry
(, Mon 13 Feb 2023, 18:01, Reply)
I'd suggest changing the date selector to a simpler "enter your age" box, though. That UX seems pointlessly fiddly.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2023, 19:19, Reply)
Then filled with adverts for all that sweet sweet AdSense cash.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2023, 19:48, Reply)
Which is good, because I get to see the one that Qatar bought, the one that Russia nukes after going out in the group stage, and the three in a row won by the glowing mutant Polish army.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2023, 19:51, Reply)
OK - fair point about the date control, I was just doing what the bots told me to. Have now asked them to change it to just requiring year of birth. Age would be better I suppose, but feels less fun if the thing doesn't even have to work out how old you are. I'm now contemplating the Male/Female and Location pickers given that life expectancy seems to vary wildly, but it's out of my 7 fingered hands at this point
(, Mon 13 Feb 2023, 21:17, Reply)
The main idea is to give people an existential crisis about how few there are, rather than accurately calculate their life expectancy. Adding more fields to do the latter would just distract from the former. Keep it simple.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2023, 23:04, Reply)