It's pointless wishing death on anyone!
We all deserve death, and we all get what we deserve.
Besides, the material components are really expensive, and I can't pronounce the third line of the incantation.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 16:58,
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There are twelve ways of summoning Death
but eight of them cause instant death, and so might just be considered to summon Death in the "usual" manner, and the ninth is very hard to remember. This leaves three ways to safely summon death, one being the rite of AshkEnte, which involves heavy equipment consisting of numerous drippy candles, octograms written on the floor, thuribles, and similar paraphernalia, although the Rite can be performed by a couple of people with three small sticks and 4 cc of mouse blood or even with a fresh egg and only two small sticks.
It's not strictly binding, though. It's generally assumed Death appears out of politeness.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 17:23,
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Ah, no you misunderstood
It's not a summoning of Death, you know, for an interesting chat or anything - it's a Death Spell, that slays opponents instantly. It's really hard to find virgins' hearts in Worcestershire, and I can't do that clicky thing with my voice.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 17:34,
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Ah I see
yeah, that clicky thing is really hard to do. I knew someone who learned a bit of Xhosa, and he said that he got laughed at (not in a nasty way) every time he tried to talk to someone who spoke it natively.
Still, not as hard as it is to find a virgin's heart in Worcestershire.
Have you considered cyanide and a blow dart as a more mundane alternative?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 19:36,
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