Never mind that,
we have sentient alien biomaterial (potentially containing alien pathogens) literally raining down on us. We need to inform the UN’s Office for Outer Space Affairs, NASA's Planetary Protection department and the World Health Organisation, and we need to get Interpol to round up every cat and duck who have come into contact with this matter, quarantine them, vivisect them (just to be sure) and sterilise all infected geographical areas.
This could be a prelude to a global mass extinction event, or an alien invasion, or both.
(Obviously the feline lunar space program must be cancelled too.)
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 13 Dec 2023, 17:53,
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To be honest the feline lunar space program hasn't been going well.
Despite the years spent designing, building and testing a feline specific airlock that requires minimal effort or interaction there still seems to be some sort of issue.
Commander 'Tibb' Tibbles still insists on looking in through the main airlock while meowing over the intercom until a crew member suits up and goes through the longer process of operating and opening the main airlock.
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