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This is a normal post That sounds like a sketch from Not The Nine O'Clock News
Interior: bar
Rowan Atkinson: *walks up to bar* Pint of best, please.
Mel Smith: Certainly sir *pours pint, places on counter* that'll be 75p.
*Rowan hands over money, lifts pint to drink*
Mel Smith: Would you like a fight with that, sir?
*Rowan sputters, puts down the pint* Sorry?
*Griff Rhys Jones appears, headbutts Rowan who falls to the floor*
*Rowan staggers to his feet, grasps the bar to steady himself and holds out a hand to stop Griff* No, no thank you!
*Mel looks at Griff, gestures with his head to one side, Griff leaves*
*Mel turns back to Rowan* Scampi and chips?
(, Tue 28 May 2024, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lager, and closer to £3, but otherwise scarily accurate.

(, Wed 29 May 2024, 8:38, , Reply)