Velocipede
NSFW
I made this!
Velocipede enthusiasts and how to address them. NSFW due to a solitary naughty word.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 2:27, Reply)
This prompted me to do some reading
And I now know there's such a thing as a dicycle, which apparently can be prone to a phenomenon called "gerbilling". My learning for the day is done!
*click*
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 7:10,
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Explains the Velo-dog
The Velo-Dog was a pocket revolver originally created in France by René Galand, son of Charles-François Galand in the late 19th-century as a defense for cyclists against dog attacks. The name is a compound word composed of "velocipede" and "dog".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velo-dog
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 10:54,
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If I was out on my Velocipede and I shot a dog with my butter spreading gun instead, would that be enough of a faux-pas that I'd have to leave the Polo club in shame?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 13:42,
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'Despite the low energy of the round, a suicide case was recorded where a woman shot herself twice in the temple with a .25 (6.35 mm) Velo-dog revolver before succumbing.'
Fuck me. Top points for determination.
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