Okay, I am a lot less impressed with how far you are stretching this out now.
In this video about crisps you are seen weight training. Only a dribbling simpleton would assume you're still unable to lift yourself for 1 pull up.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 15:37,
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Been weight training and doing static holds on the bar for nearly 6 weeks now, with another 6 to go. My ex-pro gymnast coach reckons 12 weeks is the shortest realistic time for me to get over the bar. Tried yesterday — still nowhere near. Guess 1 pull up looks easy if you can already do them…
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Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Fri 15 Aug 2025, 16:05,
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Here's my reasonable expectation of your progress:

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 19:12,
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LOLs.
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Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Fri 15 Aug 2025, 19:26,
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That might take me a couple of extra days.
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Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Fri 15 Aug 2025, 19:28,
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Get on the icopro, bro.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 20:12,
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Richard Osman's looking hot these days
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:35,
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