
- but I don't like to wish death on even the shittiest of shits
( , Fri 3 Oct 2025, 21:39, Reply)

I may not always be entirely sincere when I say I am. Using 9/11 as a verb may be a clue to that.
That being said, there are more than 8.2bn of us and the greedy comedians are probably not potential Einsteins. I wouldn't be giving up my parachute to Jimmy Carr, and if there's a runaway trolley problem and Louis Ck is in its path, I'm not throwing that switch (unless there's an even better target).
( , Fri 3 Oct 2025, 22:03, Reply)

- but I would push Carr into the path of a combine harvester if
it meant I'd get a 99 with a flake.
( , Fri 3 Oct 2025, 22:36, Reply)