not least of which is, I imagine it needs to sit below the seat to look down and they put a fingerprint detector on it.
And you need to pay a yearly subscription?
I'll file this under 'Things it is cheaper to get a prostitute to do'
(, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 17:58, Reply)
maybe with a drum roll beforehand for any longer poos
(, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 0:00, Reply)