Well, this is fucking reassuring, isn't it?
"The monkeys were 40 pounds and were first reported to be “aggressive,” as well as also carrying hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.
In a statement, Tulane University stated that “the primates... are not infectious.”
The Jasper County Sheriff’s Office said all of the escaped monkeys, except for one, “have been destroyed.”
(, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 21:21, Reply)
"The sheriff’s department initially said the monkeys carried hepatitis C, herpes and COVID, but that was apparently the wrong information."
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 9:06,
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I like how that can be taken as a positive statement
or a very, very ominous one.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 11:35, Reply)
Yes totally wrong information
Not only are they carrying hepatitis, herpes....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:18, Reply)