I think I've seen this film...
"Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi"
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 21:06,
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Well, this is fucking reassuring, isn't it?
"The monkeys were 40 pounds and were first reported to be “aggressive,” as well as also carrying hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.
In a statement, Tulane University stated that “the primates... are not infectious.”
The Jasper County Sheriff’s Office said all of the escaped monkeys, except for one, “have been destroyed.”
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"The sheriff’s department initially said the monkeys carried hepatitis C, herpes and COVID, but that was apparently the wrong information."
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 9:06,
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I like how that can be taken as a positive statement
or a very, very ominous one.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 11:35, Reply)
Yes totally wrong information
Not only are they carrying hepatitis, herpes....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:18, Reply)
They belong to another ENTITY?
OH, GAWD!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 2:14,
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Mississippi?
They're at dangerous risk of getting a venereal disease. Those poor monkeys, they're already infected
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 4:20,
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This is the remake of Deliverance we all wanted
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 9:15,
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Due to the swift and thorough response a gift will be air dropped in shortly
(, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 12:12, Reply)