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Designing an Egg Cup for a One-In-A-Billion Egg (Before It Rotted) I made this!
Found a potter to design what I believe to be the world's first spherical egg cup, but unfortunately the egg began to stink (as it's been part boiled), so I've also found a spherical egg preservation expert.

(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 19 Jan 2026, 14:01, Reply)

I hear
you can soften a normal egg shell in vinegar. I expect you can make them round like that.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 15:48, Reply)

Think that would be cheating
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:26, Reply)

I do not represent an international standards body responsible for regulating that sort of thing but I'd imagine it's probably fine.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 18:45, Reply)

If there was one it would likely have eggsacting standards.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 23:04, Reply)

Typical ova-regulation.

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jonbob loves you, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 1:15, Reply)

Some conspiracists think this is just a cover story, cloaka ing their real intentions

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 7:06, Reply)

They must be yolking!

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 8:39, Reply)

It's a hardboiled plot hatched up by clerical spherical eggstremists, the entire organisation is just a shell.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 21:34, Reply)

The ole 'Panorama' voice. Nice.

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Cock, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:23, Reply)

It's a rounding error.

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 0:00, Reply)