The Bureau of Minor Sufferings — a US government office that processes petty grievances
I made this!
Describe the thing your flatmate/coworker/spouse did (left 4ml of milk in the carton, microwaved fish before your meeting) and the Bureau issues an official certificate: case number, forensic cost calculation, severity grade, formal ruling, and citations of legal precedent (Okafor v. The Empty Carafe, 2024). Free, no signup. Estimated processing time: 14–18 business centuries.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:34, Reply)
I applaud this level of effort for such pettiness
I shall be raising several niggling annoyances just as soon as I've finished picking up my son's socks from the living room floor.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 20:41,
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thank you for your feedback
though bureau notes that "picking up socks belonging to a person who was fully informed of the hamper's location" is among our most-filed domestic categories. We look forward to your filings.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 4:26, Reply)
There is a nice idea here
but font-size: 9px!?
(I'd also say the AI detracts from the interesting bit, which is the collection of petty grievances)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 20:53,
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It did a fantastic job on my pet peeve
Which is cutting toast in half diagonally, rendering it useless for making, for example, egg and bacon sarnies out of a cooked breakfast. I shall be printing the verdict and framing it so it can hang on the wall at work in the hope that the message gets to the canteen.
Also, hello!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 22:15,
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hi there,
the Bureau notes with approval that the verdict will be displayed per §12 Public Notice Requirements, lol...
(, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 4:22, Reply)