Arcade grabber games to be made fairer so players actually have a chance to win.
Count Binface releases Clacton Manifesto
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 1:41,
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As with all joke manifestos, there are some good proposals in there that I would support
5, 6, 8, 16, 17 and 19
And of course, moving the hand dryer in the crown and treaty pub to a more sensible position. I mean, have you seen that thing?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 6:20,
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When we still had dog licences, the Monster Raving Loonies campaigned to abolish it.
Once it was abolished, they campaigned to bring it back.
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now THAT'S anti-establishment for you!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 17:42,
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I think there a couple of pledge lists going around.
I saw one that said Binface would spend one whole week in Clacton for every day he was abroad.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 18:29,
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Odds are 9/1
I stuck a Bullseye on Binface as it is a real possible outcome after last polls..
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 22:10,
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