This should also:
1) Reduce the risk of invading places they notice are non-American
2) Massively increase their test results for international geography
3) Make navigation a little tricky, unless you want to go to America
(, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 17:00, Reply)
Apparently he also asserted ownership of the moon today. I give it a week before he decides to rename the capital after himself instead of that loser Washington.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 21:42, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c93ek32pqd2o
(, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 20:16, Reply)
But close (I'm the guy from that one, that went and did the other one)
(, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:33, Reply)
and was I REMEMBER THAT
(, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 11:50, Reply)
just pulled up the drawbridge and locked ourselves inside, pretending the last decade or two haven't happened.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 14:52, Reply)