Not a witch
or a psychic.
You can find out about food, herbs and spices: There are metabolic accelerants, liver boosters, blood thinners, things that carry oxygen to the heart, foods that you can cook to lose weight, build muscle...
You can stop eating processed foods. Eat shit and die, it isn't an order, it is cause and effect.
You can contemplate your life: Pray, meditate, just contemplate your life on a regular basis, look for what you want in the future, maybe before sleeping, when things appear to line up you'll know what they are and seize them.
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An Egg ,D, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 1:33,
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You fucking what mate?
Could you cosmic order me a 16" four cheese pizza and a 2L bottle of Tango, cheers.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:51,
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If you have a functioning liver, what does a "liver booster" do
other than extract money from credulous idiots standing on the peak of Mount Stupid on the Dunning-Kruger graph?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:14, Reply)
My quick search for "liver boosters" returned little more than fake science and fake wellness sites promoting detox scams.
Sad, isn't it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:31,
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"things that carry oxygen to the heart"
GET YOUR HAEMOGLOBIN HERE, 3 FOR A FIVER! BEST QUALITY!
(, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 19:36, Reply)