When I was a professional cleaner I was provided a Henry
and later I got myself a Vax. Henrys are ACE, practically indestructible and potentially last forever (unless you ruin them with ash, but even then they can be fixed). Vax, depending on the model, require the user to wear ear protection and can lift dust from the next room. Vax very good.
Dysons are completely useless and anyone who believes theirs is good is a twat. All Dysons are shit, but the worst two I've used are the Ball (no suction, entirely useless) and the Dual Cyclone AKA Lego (no suction, entirely useless, falls to pieces at random especially on stairs).
Their shitty handhelds are useful for collecting minibeasts but do not bother trying to clean anything with them.
If you like Dyson I will fight you in real life.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 22:04,
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Yup Dyson don't last, they are shiny and multicoloured which is the best feature.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 22 Sep 2026, 0:20,
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