Even they didn't have the cheek to monetise it. Which will certainly happen this time. Probably.
I wonder if it will be arranged so that half the squad shoots him in the legs and arms, and then there's a pause for a Tylenol ad before the final act?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 10:28, Reply)
They'll almost certainly monetise it.
The viewership will be way, way beyond what the White House would have the capacity to self-host, so they'll almost certainly have to rely on a third-party CDN. And that CDN provider will likely need an awful lot of financial incentive to host a public execution.
Even if the stream is limited to the US, you're still talking about 135 Million households potentially signing up for the festivities.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 10:43, Reply)
