But moulding £50 worth of copper to look like a literal piece of shit, mounting a battery and LED bulb inside it, putting it on a tripod, AND seeing you coming, that's easily worth a grand.
Can I also interest you in a skip-recovered rickety chair with a crudely painted Union Flag on it for £350? Or perhaps a broken violin, thickly painted white, to hang on your wall for £500?
(, Thu 12 Nov 2026, 6:22, Reply)