Rubbing cheese in your scrotum is glee,
Be it Camembert, Cheddar or Brie,
With one's balls smeared in Fetta,
It gets better and better,
Lo! A vicar scowls crossly at me.
(, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:45, Reply)
Who said fisting was just for the gays?
With the right creams, you'll be in a daze,
While your posture is hunched,
And your kidney gets punched,
A blind vicar just listens and prays
(, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:53, Reply)
While some might say that you're a pariah,
If you set your erection on fire,
It's actually quite thrilling,
Creamy blobs soon start spilling,
Vicars glare and quote lines from Isiah.
(, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:06, Reply)
