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Rubbing cheese in your scrotum is glee,
Be it Camembert, Cheddar or Brie,
With one's balls smeared in Fetta,
It gets better and better,
Lo! A vicar scowls crossly at me.
 (ccc, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:45, , Reply)
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Who said fisting was just for the gays?
With the right creams, you'll be in a daze,
While your posture is hunched,
And your kidney gets punched,
A blind vicar just listens and prays
 (ccc, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:53, , Reply)
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While some might say that you're a pariah,
If you set your erection on fire,
It's actually quite thrilling,
Creamy blobs soon start spilling,
Vicars glare and quote lines from Isiah.
 (ccc, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
I'm beginning to see a pattern here.
Lie down on this couch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 19:15, , Reply)