There was a young lady called Jacqui
who found she had run out of backy
as she popped down the shops
her blood sugar drops
And she found herself suddenly snacky and a bit wobbly and wow! look at those chilli crisps. They are like, so cool! And I'd better get some chocolate too and we need light bulbs and stuff. Look at these lighters with boobs on them! And some catnip too. What do you mean there's no catnip? Fuck! I'll have some Highland Toffee instead.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 19:06,
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