ha!
"One minute I've got the kids wanting to know why there's no ice-cream left, the next a young woman with practically no clothes on is asking if my companion and I would like her to perform a naked dance for us."
Hilarious and bizarre.
Maybe the 'journalists' at the Mail should go and look up what a journalist really is, realise that they are NOT journalists, and collapse into a self-pitying stupour as they realise that they have FAILED at the career they have studied and worked for years to succeed in.
Kind of like studying to be a chef, and ending up at McDonalds.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:29,
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As this journalist says in the article:
"I know no one makes them do it, but how utterly barren their existence must be."
Oh no wait, she's talking about the lap dancers.
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somegreybloke, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:26,
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