ahahaha!
I went to see Ross Noble last year and halfway through his set, AFTER the interval, this woman stands up and interrupts him with "Um, Ross, could you not swear to much because i've brought my ten year old daughter"
He was absolutely dumbfounded and was incredulously asking her WHY she'd brought the kid to a show recommended for over-15s, and WHY she'd actually come BACK after the interval when she'd had the perfect opportunity to go after seeing what his set consisted of.
The next 10 mins were spent awkwardly shuffling through his material apologising for pretty much every sentence that came out of his mouth until the heckler and her spawn finally left.
Ross's reaction: "Thank FOOK for that, like! What a retarded bint!"
The rest of the show was all of the ace, hehe.
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:44,
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