Then
you're qualified to be the next VP of the USA.
Dang, yes you are.
Hold on. Can you field-dress a mooose?
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:32,
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Errrr...
No.
I'm real purdy, though.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:33,
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But
As well as been purdy *WINK* you have to be able to put lipstick on a pitbull and a dress on a moose.
In a field.
Damm, it's hard to be VP
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:46,
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Kerry Katona's scrote boyfriend helps her do that every morning.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:55,
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For
the win.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:59,
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I can see the moon from my house
does that make me qualified to be an astronaut?
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Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:14,
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Zing
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seekew who?, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:19,
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Gary Glitter used to live opposite a primary school.
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Monty Propps, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:22,
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If
you're called Sarah Palin then it does.
Picture that. Shooting Sarah off into space.....
*sighs*
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:22,
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