Don't run, stand your ground.
He's a fucking egotistical asexual jellyfish who despite having occupied the middle of the road for 50 years has sadly never been hit by a truck.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:53, Reply)
There are rumours
that the reason he's never been hit by a truck is that some drivers thereof really 'like' Cliff. Yes, in that way. And he 'likes' them back.
Rumours, nothing more.
So he maybe isn't a virgin.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:41,
Reply)