WARNING: Contains flying Cliff, skate park cliff, toe-curling mash-up and a sly dig at Elvis (this was released the year that Cliff overtook him in UK record sales)
The man is a lunatic.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:43, Reply)
nothing much wrong with being
A FREAKING 70 YEAR OLD VIRGIN !!!
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN !
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:46, Reply)
He's a fucking egotistical asexual jellyfish who despite having occupied the middle of the road for 50 years has sadly never been hit by a truck.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:53, Reply)
that the reason he's never been hit by a truck is that some drivers thereof really 'like' Cliff. Yes, in that way. And he 'likes' them back.
Rumours, nothing more.
So he maybe isn't a virgin.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:41, Reply)
We all know he is a bit weird about Teh Cliff
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)
..yet.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)