Hold back ladies!
I saw them first.
And I'll be handing out the eye bleach later
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:29, Reply)
There aren't really fat ugly people out there who have to resort to the internet to find dates and partners.
Are there?
;)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:39, Reply)
But you've said it so you'll be the one he nawty steps!
;)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:42, Reply)
..I am definitely drunk but I'm not lying when I tell you I got rib-cramp from laughing so much after clicking that. More than worthy of newslettering.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:12, Reply)
Think I'll go for the half-priced one....I should have enough spare change in the sofa cushions to afford him.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:45, Reply)