"The huskies were chained up in a pen howling, yapping and generally looking thin and unhappy."
What did they expect? That's generally what huskies do when they're not running around.
The rest sounds pretty poo though.
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www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/3938049.NO_HO_HO_AT_LAPLAND_IN_FOREST___UPDATED/
Comments!! Oh there's some crackers in there ESPECIALLY IN CAPS LOCK
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:05,
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brilliant!
"I travelled all the way here with my wife sat on a donkey. The accomodation was awful despite my poor wife being almost nine months pregnant. It was nothing less than a stable.There were donkeys and and other animals tied up close by.
When we came to register there were long queues. To make matters worse King Herod's tales of wanting to visit my son were lies, he even set about killing all the other infants.
I hope people take note of our misfortune and remember what happened here and what it meant."
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:48,
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