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This is a link post The shittest place on Earth
"Winter wonderland" turns out to be the biggest pile of crap going. 25 squid?!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't been duped by them yet
but I did almost miss college to go, as I drive by on the way in.

go paintballing instead, its just a bit further along the road.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankfully I'm nowhere near it.
I just found the pics of it piss funny. The nativity scene is especially charming...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the elf too
he looks like a technicolour tramp.
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a pretty standard British theme park to me.

(Cap'n, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
park
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That too
Also I like how you have to pay to visit their gift shop.

Also their "elves". news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_lapland_new_forest/html/5.stm
 (Cap'n, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, you think they'd dress up sexy
For the dads.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post this one
has his own security..
news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_lapland_new_forest/html/8.stm

the stress must have been bad for his elf!
 (ganainm, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like she's pointing a rifle at him

(edhead, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Reading that made me liken it to the 'Phoenix Fun Day'

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think they had face painting
with car spray paints?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post according to some reports I've read on this place, the face painting was 'two red circles on the cheeks'
... The mind boggles.

Shabba!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha that's exactly what I was thinking when I was browsing the pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post update:
look at the name of the family :) - rather apt.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7759122.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Dorset council have received 50 complaints
Just wait, it'll be in the Daily Fail before you know and the number will keep on rising- I bet on 40000 before the week is out!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Fink of thar elfs!
Let's face it, they have only one prospective employment bubble a year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post saw this in the local press this morning, had to laugh about
the miserable Woodland Elf (singular) and this quote from the local news site:

“We saw two donkeys and some deer in the forest but they were asleep” - ???

Obviously a rip off, but in all seriousness, what do these people expect in deepest darkest Dorset?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually feel quite sorry for the organisers
They've done their best, bless 'em, but seriously, £25? Isn't Alton Towers about £30?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i can't say i feel sorry for them
the web site reported that they had sold out all visitor tickets for the next 3 weekends and were almost/totally full on week days (it didn't say how many that was per day or otherwise), they even have a tv day on the 4th Dec.. not sure which channel!

So they must be doing well out of it.

Prices are:
· Individual tickets are: £30.00 / Family groups of 4 or above are only: £25.00 each.
· Infants under 24 months: £10.00 each - just add "Baby Tickets" from top of list.
 (ganainm, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post plus:
£10 to have the kids pic taken with santa in the grotto (no personal cameras allowed)
further £ to gain entry to various rides and attractions, AND you also pay extra to get into the shop area.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Bargain!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post oh and have a look at
www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/home-living-541/house-garden-194/days-out-365/229664-lapland-new-forest-3.html

comment #74 from lucy t(7)

=-(
 (ganainm, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny you should mention that...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1090931/Parents-anger-Lapland-theme-park-sham-costs-25-ticket.html

Won't someone think of the kids ! String them up !
 (I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Best comment so far:
Good. Teach them the misery of christmas while they're young.

- Howard, Ipswich
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "The huskies were chained up in a pen howling, yapping and generally looking thin and unhappy."
What did they expect? That's generally what huskies do when they're not running around.

The rest sounds pretty poo though.
 (edhead, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/3938049.NO_HO_HO_AT_LAPLAND_IN_FOREST___UPDATED/

Comments!! Oh there's some crackers in there ESPECIALLY IN CAPS LOCK
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant!
"I travelled all the way here with my wife sat on a donkey. The accomodation was awful despite my poor wife being almost nine months pregnant. It was nothing less than a stable.There were donkeys and and other animals tied up close by.
When we came to register there were long queues. To make matters worse King Herod's tales of wanting to visit my son were lies, he even set about killing all the other infants.
I hope people take note of our misfortune and remember what happened here and what it meant."
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The snowman's definately dodgy

(edhead, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that ET
hiding in there?
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Or Brian Peppers perchance?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one
who has noticed this story every year but in a different part of the county?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 1 Dec 2008, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Found this somewhere..
Farcical scenes saw “elves” involved in scuffles with furious parents in a “gingerbread house” and Father Christmas punched in his grotto, according to angry customers who are now demanding their money back.

One parent complained her children even stumbled across “Santa” during a smoking break at the back of his grotto.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:42, Reply)