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This is a normal post Its all nice when they are cut and fluffy
But when you find yourself having to feed it live deer on a daily basis you will soon find that blood is hell to get out of your carpets/wallpaper etc, not to mention the fear of what nice little presents it brings you and leaves on your pillow, dogs, old people etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds good to me
We have far too many old people and livestock lurking around, could do with a clear-out.

1) Buy Tiger
2) Buy Lion
3) Refute claims that lions and tigers can only be found in Kenya
4) ...
5) Profit
 (Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 6) Get eaten

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:43, Reply)
This is a normal post 7) Get shitted out

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post cut and fluffy?
I'm half-cut and inexplicably covered in unidentifiable fluff.

And there's blood on my pillow. And that's inexplicable, too.

My point? Er, sorry, you're breaking u-
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:30, Reply)