Or are they actually real? Our good friends who love the gooood book have some really convincing ideas on the matter...
Young Earth creationism (YEC) is the religious belief that Heaven, Earth, and life on Earth were created by a direct act of God dating between 6,000[1] and 10,000 years ago. Its adherents are those Christians and Jews[2] who believe that God created the Earth in six 24-hour days, taking the Hebrew text of Genesis as a literal account. Some adherents believe that existing evidence in the natural world today supports a strict interpretation of scriptural creation as historical fact. Those adherents believe that the scientific evidence supporting evolution, geological uniformitarianism, or other theories which are at odds with a literal interpretation of the Genesis creation account, is either flawed or misinterpreted.[3]
From: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Earth_creationism
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 6:14, Reply)
Also true is the fact that elephants were originally moulded from blu-tac by Yoda.
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:42, Reply)
Dumbass fuckrags.
Damn I hate religion and stupid people who believe stuff dispite undeniable evidence against it. Argh
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:58, Reply)
I'm an idiot, but I seem to remember something in biology lessons about needing to find the 'missing link'....so, have they found it now?
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:53, Reply)
but a 98% similarity in genetic code between us and chimpanzees is close enough don't you think?
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:11, Reply)
They've got it completely wrong...we share 99.9% of our DNA with pirates!!
RAmen
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 17:05, Reply)
but does that mean that we evolved from pigs rather than chimpanzees?
Just remembered, I have a packet of pork scratchings in the kitchen....
*sneaks off to raid the cupboard
(, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 19:41, Reply)