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This is a link post Condensed History: The Norman Conquest I made this!


The Battle of Hastings was the world's first rolling news event, documented and reported in the cutting-edge medium of sewing by dead French ladies. However, nobody does sewing these days, so it is high time the whole affair was retold in a language today's modern youth will understand: Txt spk and TOP LOLZ.

Royal butler and not-a-thief-at-all Paul Burrell: Hey look up there! The Goodyear blimp!

King Harold: COCK. Right in the eye. Oh, I am ded

NOTE: Value of historical accuracy may go down as well as up
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This is a normal post This...
...would have made me do A-level history.
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This is a normal post Ten thousand hairy arsed Saxon pfffffft
I like this one as much as the Samual Pepys one, great stuff.
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This is a normal post There'll be a Samuel Pepys book
...just as soon as I write it.
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This is a normal post If I had the cash I would pay the advance. just to read it.
:)
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This is a normal post Held up by the fact...
...I'm a lazy bastard. After a year and a half of (not) writing, I'm up to February 12th 1660. A whole six weeks of Pepys Diarying.
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