I stand by my statement....
Everything moves sooooo fast and and the models are so mindfuckingly overworked half the time you just have a fast blurry visual headache punctuated with orange explosions instead of action sequences..
It's like watching film direction by a 5 year old wired on blue smarties and extra sugar panda pop, who has some kind of cannon that just fires vast volumes of lego bricks at the camrera all the time..WITH REALLY LOUD THRASH METAL PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:34,
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^ THIS
Bay is everything that is wrong with Hollywood :-(
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JamTallons, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:47,
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+ the Optimus prime had lips......
OPTIMUS PRIME HAD FUCKING LIPS!!!!
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:22,
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"Fucking Lips"!?
You could've just said vagina ffs!
:p
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:52,
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i'm hearing you there
For the last ten minutes of the film I thought I was watching two hyperactive toddlers throw bowls of metalic spaghetti at each other.
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Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:12,
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