JAWS 5... The Cinema Snob review
I've been watching this guy for ages, and really felt the need to share this one because you really can't believe what you are seeing.
Basically, this guy reviews the worst films known to humanity.
If YOUR idea of a bad film is anything with Steven Seagal or Titanic, think again.
Under review today, Jaws 5... yes... 5
yes, I know he's got a bit of an annoying voice, but I think it's worth it
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:10,
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This is cracking, Mr S
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:48,
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In the opening credits u see 'bruce lee vs gay power'. Theres a poster out there but thiz mythical movie doesnt actually exist.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:49,
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You sure...?
www.kungfucinema.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4817
I remember reading about "Bruce Lee vs Ilsa" which is apparently apocryphal
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:53,
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I stand corrected
I have been off th asian cinema scene for a while. Used to write for kfccinema.com... Turns out the movie has since surfaced and is now easy to get. Yay internet!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:58,
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\o/
Sorry... I wasn't trying to be a pedantic cunt... it just comes across that way
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:59,
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