A guy we knew got married a couple of months before we did
We were going to go out to the states for a holiday, and my husband drops this guy an email to the effect of "Hey, what's up? We're coming out, haven't met your wife, you haven't met Hampster, let's meet up for dinner sometime, it'd be great!" Gets back an email saying "Erm, sorry I didn't tell you before, but we got divorced, like, a month before our first anniversary!"
Mr Squared calls a mutual friend:
"Why the hell didn't you tell me they'd got divorced?! You're meant to help me keep up to date with things your side of the pond..."
"Oh, sorry...I though you'd have noticed when he changed his status on Facebook."
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:46,
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