A 1 bed flat in hoxton beckons
If she's lucky. Am I just old or is this the new way to announce a pregnancy.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is how you communicate if your chav scum
I wonder if shes even 16 yet
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:55,
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It
Could be a lot worse, it could be Rodney Stangers kids, all hairy and small and fond of chewing electrical cabling - bzzt.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:15, Reply)
A guy we knew got married a couple of months before we did
We were going to go out to the states for a holiday, and my husband drops this guy an email to the effect of "Hey, what's up? We're coming out, haven't met your wife, you haven't met Hampster, let's meet up for dinner sometime, it'd be great!" Gets back an email saying "Erm, sorry I didn't tell you before, but we got divorced, like, a month before our first anniversary!"
Mr Squared calls a mutual friend:
"Why the hell didn't you tell me they'd got divorced?! You're meant to help me keep up to date with things your side of the pond..."
"Oh, sorry...I though you'd have noticed when he changed his status on Facebook."
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:46,
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