If God is truly omnipotent, and truly everywhere
then you could say he's fucking you right now. Infact, by that logic he's also fucking every human being and animal all at the time whether they like it or not. So God's a zoophile-homo-paedo-rapist. I'm sure I must be wrong
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Furness, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 19:05,
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god is tickling your balls as we speak!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:38,
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